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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:06

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

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